Halloween's coming, are you Politically Correct enough?

Holy hell, that newsbite scares the crap outta me. WHEN did we become a nation of pansy assed self righteous nutjobs?! I've put up with people taking the Merry out of Christmas, but now this?! You too can support pansy assed left wingers. Just scoot on over there and order your Free Trade Safe for Halloween Chocolate. Pucker up skippy, cause you know that shit's not cheap. Don't forget to pick up your Fair Trade Trick or Treat Action Kit or the Global Exchange Chocolates. Be a good little Democrat, order 2 of each.

Happy Halloween, y'all.